The chorus in each of the eight available versions is sung in its own language.

English
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Spanish
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Odio a tu novia
No, no, no, no
Necesitas una nueva
Hey, hey, yo, yo
Podría ser tu novia

Hey, hey, tú, tú
Ya sé que me gustas
No, no, no, no
No es un secreto
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Yo quiero ser tu novia
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French
Hey, hey, you, you
Je n’aime pas ta copine
No way, no way
Tu as besoin d’une nouvelle
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serai ta copine

Hey, hey, you, you
Je sais que tu m’aimes bien
No way, no way
Ce n’est pas un secret
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serai ta copine

German
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich mag deine Freundin nicht
No Way! No Way!
Ich glaub du brauchst ne neue
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich weiß, dass du mich gern hast
No Way! No Way!
Es ist kein Geheimnis
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein

Italian
Hey Hey You You
Non amo tua ragazza
No way No way
Trova una nuova
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza

Hey Hey You You
So che ti piaccio
No way No way
Non è un segreto
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza

Portuguese

Note: Avril uses Brazilian Portuguese in singing this version.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Não gosto da sua namorada
No Way! No Way!
Você precisa de uma nova
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Quero ser sua namorada

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Sei que você gosta de mim
No Way! No Way!
Sei que não é segredo
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Quero ser sua namorada!

Japanese
Hey hey anoko wa ima ichi ????????
Ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou??????????????
Hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai??????????????

Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru???????????
No way no way himitsujyanai????????
Hey hey atashi ga natteageru???????????

Mandarin
Presented with transliteration
Simplified Chinese (China):

Hey hey you you
????????
[w? bù x? hu?n n? n? péng y?u]
I don’t like your girlfriend

No way no way
??????? [n? x? yào y? gè x?n de]
I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you
?????????
[w? k? néng huì shì n? n? péng y?u]
I could be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you
???????
[w? zh? dào n? x? hu?n w?]
I know that you like me

No way no way
??????
[bù shì y? gè mì mì]
You know it’s not a secret
Hey hey you you

????????
[w? yào d?ng n? de n? péng y?u]
I want to be your girlfriend

Traditional Chinese (Taiwan):
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????
No way, no way,
???????
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????
Hey, hey, you, you,
???????
No way, no way,
??????
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????